LAUREN OLSON

Mall of America the Saturday after Thanksgiving=worst idea ever.

I am shocked every time I come home and discover that it’s totally acceptable to leave the house in Uggs, sweatpants, and a hoodie. Bums!

Getting my hairs cut, then it’s the annual informal and awkward high school reunion.

Q: What’s more obnoxious than a howling Basset Hound? A: When farts squeeze out while he’s howling. FAIL.

First class to Minnesota = solid wine buzz upon landing.

Adam Lambert just broke the hearts of thousands of previously-oblivious preteen girls.

Rob goo-goo eyeing Kristen, we see you!

robsessed:

Ugh. This gif is too adorable.

Less than 5 hours before @katespencer and I embarrass ourselves @ the New Moon press screening.

With a little detective work, I just realized @sea_pea and I rode the elevator with Singaporean pop princess Sun Ho yesterday.