LAUREN OLSON

Twacked

I just told all my Twitter followers (many more than once), including @BarackObama and my boss, that I’m 24/female/horny and to find me on Windows Live Messenger.

I’m 25 and on a Mac.

Blowing Conan’s Cover

I had a dream last night where I spotted a bearded Conan in a hoodie on the streets of NY. I was about to geek-out and say something to him, and he gave me a “don’t draw attention to me” kind of look. In response to this, I started pointing at him and yelling “Hey everyone! It’s Conan O’Brien!!!” What is wrong with me?!